Chloe Sucks, Avoid It

I haven't written a proper review of Chloe because it's too goddamn boring and middle-of-the-road to do so. Hot sex scenes, fine Julianne Moore performance, Liam Neeson's eyes express everything. There you go. That's all you're getting. I saw it months ago, but time is not the issue here. It's desperately dull, darlings, desperately dull.